I know Four Loko has some serious fans . . . but are they SO in love with Four Loko that they want to have sex with it? Actually maybe don't answer that.
Four Loko has teamed up with Fleshlight to make a new sex toy: A can of Four Loko with very realistic lady parts at the end.
If you're interested, it's available(Warning: NSFW!)online for $69. I feel like they would've been willing to take a loss on it just for the sake of that price point.