43% of People Don't Want to Know What Their Hot Dogs Are Made Of

posted by Aaron Zytle - 

Oh come on, people, are you really THIS afraid to learn you've been eating mass quantities of squirrel anus?

According to a new survey, 43% of Americans say they don't want to know what their hot dogs are made of.  It's raccoon intestines, isn't it?  ISN'T IT? 

And 33% say they don't eat hot dogs at all, mainly because they're afraid of the ingredients.  Ingredients that, I'm sure, are things like hog entrails. 

The survey also found the most popular hot dog topping is mustard . . . which I'm not sure matches the vibe of the rest of the survey, but whatever.  That mustard really covers up the taste of the skunk gonads. 

 

 (PR Newswire)

 

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