They say “everything’s bigger in Texas” – and when it comes to the Guinness World Record for the largest commercially-available pizza…yup, Texas. Moontower Pizza Bar in Burleson has taken the prize by offering a pie measuring 8-feet by 2-feet-8-inches. And yeah, you can totally get one, but it’ll cost you. One of these one-topping monstrosities will run you $299.95 (plus tax). You also need to order it a minimum of two-days in advance. It’s called “The Bus” and is available on their menu for what should be one hell of a party.