According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, approximately 2,300 Americans went to the emergency room last year because of PIZZA. Here are the four main types of pizza injuries . . .
1. Bad cuts that happened when you're cutting it.
2. Burns.
3. Falling while you're making it.
4. Falling while you're picking it up from a restaurant.
The report also put a special focus on one 58-year-old guy, who went to the emergency room after he fell out of his bed reaching for some pizza.
(Vice)