Three cheers go out to Andrew Wardle of Manchester, England. Because of a rare condition known as “bladder exstrophy,” Andy was born without a penis. Thanks to a $65,000 surgery, though, he now has a “bionic” unit, and has lost his virginity at the age of 44. His 28-year-old girlfriend says there’s an added bonus to his artificial boner – there’s never a need for Viagra and it works just fine when he’s all liquored up! Plus, it’s connected to his doo-dads, so there’s a possibility the couple could have kids if they ever decided to take that step.
Source: LAD Bible