During that "flavored vodka" craze a few years ago, I'm surprised no one made a TWINKIE VODKA. I guess this is as close as we're going to get. A distillery in San Diego, California called Misadventure and Co. just started selling a vodka that's made out of old BAKED GOODS. They use stale breads, cookies, pastries . . . and also Twinkies and Ho-Hos. They say their process works just like any other vodka producers . . . they use the starches and sugars in the food to make alcohol. And it should taste just like regular vodka if you drink it.
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