Here's more proof that if you spot any sort of opening, crevice, nook, cranny, crater, dent, vent, or divot in the world, there's a man who's tried to have sex with it.
A man named Steven Gayton was golfing in Merseyside, England on Monday when he noticed something . . . um . . . unexpected going on at the ninth hole.
There was a guy with his pants down having sex with the hole. Everyone shows their excitement for the Masters in a different way, I guess.
But that wasn't all the guy was doing . . . he also got the hole's FLAGPOLE into the action. As Steven said, quote, "He had his penis in the hole while he had the flag in his backside."
Anyway, Steven pulled out his phone and started recording. And he wasn't the only one . . . the guy was also filming himself.
There's no word if the cops are going to try to track him down.
See the full story and video at (Metro)