Hey guys, do you ever get sick of sitting there all day with your junk all smushed together in your underwear? No? Well someone just solved that problem, if it even is a problem.
A company in Japan just started selling underwear with two pouches for your junk: One that stores the shaft and points it "upward" . . . and one that stores the testes.
They say that by separating your package like that, it lets both parts "breathe" better.
If you're interested, you'll have to order them from Amazon overseas. They cost about $8 for a pair, plus international shipping.
(Here are a few pictures. Warning: They show vague line drawings of male junk.)