One of the burning questions in geek culture is who’ll be charged with the massive responsibility of filling Hugh Jackman’s shoes in the role of “Wolverine.” If Ring Arius has his way? It’ll be Danny DeVito. A petition’s been posted on Change.org, and proudly assert that DeVito’s “the only man able to pull it off.” In two weeks, almost 17,000 people have signed the petition. This is at least worth a cameo, right? No comment from Marvel as yet.