There are two great reasons to own a tiny, tiny car. One, it's a sign you're PACKING HEAT in your pants because it's clear you're not overcompensating for anything. And two . . . this.
There's a guy named Patrick Eldridge in Jacksonville, Florida, and he drives a Smart car. As he was prepping for Hurricane Dorian, he was afraid the car might blow away . . . and his wife's car was already taking up the garage.
So . . . he opened up the double doors to his KITCHEN and parked his tiny car inside.