Tip 1: Do it in the backseat.
Glenn, 28, learned you shouldn't have sex in the front seat of a church parking lot because you may hit the horn, and the entire congregation will hear. From that mortifying experience, we know we should not have sex in the driver's seat, since theres a likelihood of hitting the horn, and it might not be a tiny toot.
Tip 2: Fold the backseats down and move the front seats up as far as possible.
The majority of cars made since 2000 have the capacity to fold the backseats down. If you happen to be in a sex-negative car, which doesn't have the ability to pop the backseats down, at least move the driver's and passenger's seat up as far as they can go.
Tip 3: Missionary is your best friend.
Car sex is like Tetris, only instead of digital blocks you have limbs. You need to conserve space when boning in a car. That's why missionary position is ideal for car sex and certain positionslike reverse-cowgirl or the centrifugal clown spoonare a no-go.
Tip 4: Use your clothing as comfort and support.
César suggests using your clothing as pillows, so your head doesn't bang against the car door. You can even use your stone-washed dad jeans as props behind you (and your partner's) back to better angle yourself.
A final note on car sex.
If after trying these tips you still find yourself struggling to have half-way decent car sex, then car sex might not be for you. That's okay. Just remember, car sex is always going to be a little awkward and uncomfortable, but hey, at least you're getting some.