At least this guy stays on brand.
The police in Tulsa, Oklahoma arrested a 78-year-old man named Stephen Olsen for pleasuring himself in public on Tuesday. And it's not the first time . . . in the police news release, they called him a, quote, "chronic masturbator."
And if that wasn't bad enough, his mugshot is now going viral . . . because his facial expression makes it look like he's pleasuring himself WHILE the photo is being taken. Based on this guy's history . . . who knows, maybe he was?