You Can Soon Buy A Jacuzzi For Your Twig & Berries

Coming this December (and just in time for Christmas gift-giving), there is the Testicuzzi! You heard right, it’s a hot tub for your balls. According to the website, the Testicuzzi is “ergonomically cast for comfort, has an ultra-soft silicone headrest, sealed watertight, emits relaxing bubbles, and is battery powered for convenience and mobility.” This will make your do-dads the happiest they’ve ever been!