Gevalia Kaffe, which you may know from its very chic gold bags, announced the Gevalia Coffee Queen contest where one lucky person will be chosen to live in Carlowrie Castle in Edinburgh, Scotland, for a week and be treated like royalty. The castle has two bedrooms, 11 bathrooms (why so many more bathrooms???), and 32 acres of land to explore while you're extremely caffeinated.
Besides being housed in an effing castle, you'll be able to bring a friend and enjoy a $5,000 salary, a personal butler, five-course meals and private lessons from an award-winning coffee chef, coffee-inspired spa treatments, and most importantly, unlimited coffee. You can enter for a chance to be crowned Queen simply by answering a few questions. Despite the name, anyone of any gender identity is welcome to apply, but you must do so by December 21. A winner will be chosen around December 30.